A Christmas bauble in the shape of tits in your Christmas tree – why not? Who ever said your tree has to be limited to glitter, angels and politely placed pinecones? Christmas is all about self-expression, joy and a little rebellion in the midst of tradition. So if you’re ready to spice up the holidays with a healthy dose of humour, this is the way to do it.

Picture it: guests walk in, coats off, mulled wine in hand… and their eyes land on your tree. “Hold on… are those breasts hanging between the fairy lights?” Yep. Funny Christmas guaranteed. First comes laughter, then curiosity, and before you know it you’re chatting about body positivity, freedom and why this bauble might just be the best purchase of the season.

Because let’s be honest: a bauble shaped like tits isn’t just hilarious – it’s a statement. Dare to be yourself, even if that means making your tree a little spicy. It’s for anyone who doesn’t take life too seriously, loves a wink at the absurd and wants to show that Christmas can absolutely be fun.

So go ahead, hang them proudly and let them shine. Tits in your Christmas tree? Completely acceptable. Christmas could use a little courage.